I ate this so you don’t have to

I did not, as I should have, immediately run to the freezer and toss this nightmarish concoction into the garbage but that is only because I was too lazy. I was lured by the words “low carbs” on the label. I should have known better.

This spoons out like styrofoam and tastes every bit as good. It was just loathsome. Hideous. Vile. 

If anyone would like the leftovers let me know. I’ll run ’em over.


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