Eat the damn shit before it even gets going. Something, and I cannot imagine what ate EVERY SINGLE ONE of my cucumber seedlings. I dusted them with diatomaceous earth which for all the insects I know of is like eating glass. But for whatever is eating these it’s like those dusty flavorings they put on potato chips. I cannot see any slugs, which would die from diatomaceous earth anyway.
Gardening…so. much. fun.