The holiday table

I feel like a Thanksgiving table needs decoration and I had planned on buying flowers at Pick N Save but really the crap they had was WAY too gaudy and, in a lesson on price gouging, were $50 a bunch. Fuck that shit. I was seriously annoyed. So I decided to make decorations from whatever the hell I could scrounge from my yard. It’s fall, sweet peas would be out of place, dried stuff would be fine. 

So I went on the NFL Holiday Tips and Tricks website and after a quick perusal of various options decided against the Brett Favre’s Weeds n Shit bouquet and went with Tom Brady’s Magic Dried Grass Arrangement. It is actually prettier than it looks in these pictures. I’m relatively sure that sure Giselle would love it.

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