My apples aren’t what they ought to be

(Wizard of Oz reference) The squirrels didn’t get all of my apples. They did get every single one of my peaches though. So I picked one of the last of the apples just to spite them. I knew that there was a worm in it since the bottom end of the apple had the obvious sign of one. The darkened blossom end. I wasn’t planning on eating it since it wasn’t ripe and a green apple is a sure fire way to ensure that you spend the morning (or whenever) in the crapper.

Sure enough, there was a worm inside. I did eat a piece of it. And sure enough, tasted like green apples. And in case you’re wondering I didn’t eat enough to flush my system out.