Reasons why being a gentleman farmer may not pan out for me as much as I’d imagined

Probably some people can deal with this better than I. Not that hysteria isn’t a way of dealing with things but I nearly passed out when my finger felt that soft rotting flesh as I took it off the vine. And then there was the frantic yipping and mouth panting as I tried to wipe the black sooty crap off my finger.

I guess my clean living isn’t quite as clean as I imagined either.