Standing cluelessly in the kitchen

(not for the first time) I had no idea what the hell I was doing. There was nothing in the house to eat. Probably I wasn’t going to starve, I could feed an army with what I have in my freezer and pantry, plus I could probably live for a month on what I have stored around my waist.

I reached for the pasta, I mean, what else? I was thinking just cheese and capers but then I opened a container (very cautiously, you just never know what the hell is gonna be in one of those things) and it contained some recently made but more recently forgotten black bean salad in it. I thought what the hell. And I added the cheese too. It was fantastic.