I can barely stand to look at the hideousness of this much less touch the damn things to remove them from the vines. The strange insect doing this is only eating these odd grey/pink tomatoes so I guess I can count my blessings. I can’t really tell when these are ripe because of their bizarre color so maybe I just let them get too ripe. Who knows. They’re all gone anyway. Mostly eaten by Satan. Or something.
A very brief internet search tells me that these are stink bugs. Just freaking kill me.
The last picture was copied from the internet not from garden. Thank god.