I fully understand the need to cook. And when the ol’ ball and chain said he needed to cook Indian food I knew it was time to stand back and let him get at it. He made chicken vindaloo, raita and added a side of lime pickle (red stuff at the top of the plate).
Lime pickle is delicious. I made my own a few years ago (with my own goddam limes) and it was amazing. This was jarred purchased lime pickle and without thinking I snatched a spoonful of it and slopped it into my mouth. After that I ran around the house screaming, holding the top of my head on with my eyes bleeding.
The meal was delicious once the sobbing stopped.
