Well you can put your fucking crumpets in the freezer. There’s not going to be golden luscious homemade peach preserves to slather onto them. The recent rain knocked all but 7 or 8 peaches off the tree. And the goddam squirrels will get those I am sure. Or the robins. Or more rain.
I will need to cage these somehow. The mind reels.
You need a squirrel baffle for your peach tree