Imma show those little fuckers who’s boss. I got these cute little double headed nails and stuck them into the squirrel freeway that is the top of my fence. I don’t want to kill them (well, yes, OK, I do) I just want to make them think before they just go zipping across my fence and carom onto my peach tree, et al.
Less than 30 minutes later they were running across it completely unperturbed. I wish I could say the same for myself.