The damn eggplant is pooping out fruit like chocolates on a conveyor belt. I’d give them away but who the hell wants eggplant? Personally, I can only accomplish one eggplant meal a week and that’s a huge stretch. To be honest if I actually did have an eggplant meal every week week it’d be about 48 more a year than I currently enjoy. “Enjoy” being a loose description of my enthusiasm.