The Biryani Rebuke, as it has come to be known, came on the heels of this disastrous attempt at some sort of curry. OK, it wasn’t a disaster, it was more of a personal failure, a blunder. I had a half of a can of coconut milk and decided to throw it into the mix. What the hell, I thought, this could work…toss ‘er in! It wasn’t bad, I ate it. But it was the raita that helped make it palatable.