Have I got the pickle for you. I had a lot of limes on my tree and didn’t want them to go to waste while I was in Germany. So I asked the Royal Mounted Food Control Police to give me his recipe for lime pickle. I made lime pickle. He said I should taste the spice/lime juice mix. About 30 minutes after I pried the top of my head off the ceiling and I was able to formulate words, he told me that it will “calm down” in a few days. “It” may calm down, I’m not sure I will.
I have enough to feed an army. The tops of their heads will be kept in place by their helmets, so that’s good.