I am turning into my mother

But we knew that.

They put this stuff near the check out at the hardware store for people like me. The mental conflict that ensued after I spotted it was something that might could easily have ended in armed combat if it had played out openly but the dark side won before there was bloodshed. I bought the damn crap (without looking the checkout guy in the eye). And then ate the vast majority of it. Not right on the spot exactly but near enough.

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