Theoretically this was not really slop. Much less Month of Pain slop. Too much thought went into it and, ranch dressing mix? so not on my list of things I can/should eat (sodium, preservatives, hidden carbs, and, well, processed food). But I read a recipe for buffalo chicken pasta (No pasta here FYI) and it sounded good. It wasn’t. Of course I eliminated many things, the pasta for instance, the 3 TB of butter, the bleu cheese crumbles. What I ended up with was edible. But I’ll eat anything. Except anchovies.