Last year I went to a store that sold only American food when I was looking for crackers and I was horrified at the realization that people think American food is all junk only to further realize when I tried to think of some American food that was not junk, that “American food” is precisely junk (aside from crackers and potato chips).
This year we were on a search for anchovies (I know, I know) in KaDeWe (Kah Day Vay) the super upscale department store that I love which has an amazing food court/store/department with a freaking awesome international food area and whilst prancing through it I happened upon this horror. Guess which country is responsible for this mess? I was so ashamed.
And we didn’t even find anchovies.
Right! Moving to Scotland!
After we combine our kids to go with us.
You’re going to combine your kids?!?
C’mon, you got some Oreo ‘s didn’t you.
I did not but I’d eat them.