You can buy “keto” bread. Some very low carbohydrate “bread” that functions more as a means to an end. It’s not very good but you can put pickles and sunflower seed butter on it and it’ll do. Buttered toast is a different story. I gagged it down but I won’t do that again.

Pickles & what? Sun flower seed butter?
I’m uncharacteristically speechless.
Yes, it’s called sunbutter and there is a keto version of it which has not a lot of carbs. It’s delicious but it sticks to everything which is annoying. Doesn’t come off in the dishwasher.
Happy birthday. Eat real cake with ice cream.
We had DQ ice cream cake yesterday.