A burger I can get in my mouth

So, Gordon Ramsay, a jackass whose attraction I cannot, for the life of me, understand—on the other hand there are many other things, people, places, and ideas whose attractions I cannot understand (let me know if you need the list)—made this TikTok viral hamburger. Apparently every one is going bananas about it.

This is definitely not a cheeseburger I want to have to endure. A sunny side up egg? No. The biggest issue though is that it will not fit in my mouth. And I don’t want to have to wrestle it in. Sandwiches, including hamburgers which are, after all sandwiches, need to fit into your mouth. That’s the whole point of them.

So what did I do the next time I went out to eat? I ordered a hamburger. And guess what it wouldn’t do. I had to eat it with a knife and fork. The fries were good though.

5 Replies to “A burger I can get in my mouth”

  1. I am able to recommend a manageable hamburger on Oakland Avenue that you may wish to revisit. But so pleased the fries rose to the occasion.

  2. The privilege of your gardening advice may well be worth TWO hamburgers, an order of fries and a chocolate shake/malt. You bring laughs to those who need them. (And don’t we all need them about now?) A worthy vocation.

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